Friday, December 01, 2006

Coffee Poem

One of my co-workers has this posted on her wall of her office! I thought it was kind of cute!


Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I
will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me;
Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell for ever.


Jodi said...

It seems kind of sacreligious but hilarious at the same time. My favorite part is the bit about thy cream and sugar.

prairiegirl said...

I agree! I hummed and hawed about posting it, and just hoped people would find the humour in it! :)


Le Fleur said...

I enjoyed !

& I am a Pastor's wife.